Category: Rural Life
Why All the Stoplights?
The light wasn’t turning. At least I was pretty sure, as the blizzard had spat snow on the red, yellow, and green circles, so the red light was more of a pink glow. The pastel pink seemed less commanding than
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For Fun: The Super-Duper Market (An Ode to Grocery Stores)
My wife lies to me. “I’m going to the grocery store!” she says. She takes a list. She even comes home with food. But she doesn’t go to the grocery store. She goes to the supermarket. There’s a difference. Because
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In Small Towns, “The Government” Doesn’t Exist.
In progressive cities, “The Government” is viewed as a curious hybrid of queen bee and sacred cow. In rural areas, though, “The Government” is considered a swarm of killer bees, or the running of the bulls. Why? Why are rural
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Friday Night Sights: Why Are People from Small Towns So Obsessed with High-School Football?
You can’t listen to country radio for long without hearing lyrics about a hometown football game. Football is king in rural areas. It’s a stereotype that holds up, and there are several good, logistical reasons why. The first reason boils
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For Fun: Why Do Tiny Towns Have Three Diners but No Perkins?
Recently I was eating at a diner in a tiny town with someone from a metropolitan area. She said, simultaneously to everyone but no one in particular, “Don’t you just love places like this? I just love places like this.”
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